My local paper "Crime and public safety". Man breaks into Taco Bell to eat taco shells surrenders to police. The suspect broke into a local Taco Bell Saturday and devoured Doritos taco shells. He said he was drunk and hungry and broke into the business to eat taco shells. About four hours later, a man approached a sergeant who was standing in front of the police station and told the sergeant ( he was the taco bandit, no he didn't say that) he broke into the restaurant.. I wonder was he drinking or was he smoking a lot of marijuana. LOL
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Some people shouldn't drink alcohol.
by James Mixon inmy local paper "crime and public safety".
man breaks into taco bell to eat taco shells surrenders to police.
the suspect broke into a local taco bell saturday and devoured doritos taco shells.
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Did You Ever Luke ANY Songs From The “Songbook “?
by minimus ini went on line looking for old jw songs and some of them were pretty good and some were just awful!.
did you ever like any of those songs?
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"How can you believe me when I say I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life". Oh hell, sorry folks that's is a country-western song but it would be a great title for a JW song...
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Craziest Speculations You’ve heard about the end and paradise
by Addison0998 inwe’ve all heard them all our life.
my two biggest stupidest ones i think are, “ we can really tell the end is almost here with the way people drive on the highway.” and a girl who said she wants to hurry up and marry her boyfriend because she’s scared if the end comes before their married, she’ll have to wait 1000 years to marry him.
oh and also a poor old lady saying that she hopes jehovah wipes away the memory of her disfellowshipped sons that he will have to destroy.
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"Old people will become young again". I wonder at what age will they stop growing young??? It's funny when you think about it, one day you wake up and your butt starts to firm up (WTH) or baby teeth appear, hair growth on your head and not in your ears or nose.
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Craziest Speculations You’ve heard about the end and paradise
by Addison0998 inwe’ve all heard them all our life.
my two biggest stupidest ones i think are, “ we can really tell the end is almost here with the way people drive on the highway.” and a girl who said she wants to hurry up and marry her boyfriend because she’s scared if the end comes before their married, she’ll have to wait 1000 years to marry him.
oh and also a poor old lady saying that she hopes jehovah wipes away the memory of her disfellowshipped sons that he will have to destroy.
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No one will drown while swimming , break your arm (or any body parts), have a cold, headache, toothache, slip and fall and break your neck, in other words there will no accidents in paradise. Folks will be walking around all day eating watermelon size apples, grapes and other fruits and happy as hell...
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You Know You're Starting To Wake Up When...
by pale.emperor inyou start listening to music deemed "unsuitable for christians".
you pretend to knock on the doors.
you explain a jw teaching to someone and realize how ridiculous it sounds.
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You sing Happy birthday and still have your head and you go out a buy Xmas paper to wrap your Xmas gifts.
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Life during the 1,000 reign???
by Joliette inme and my brother recently got into a discussion about the 1,000 reign.
i told him that even after armageddon, you know that you still have to work for your salvation??
he says yes, that he is prepared to work for jehovah (wth), and that it will be a wonderful time.
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Will there be seasons during the 1000 years????Genesis 1:14
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Life during the 1,000 reign???
by Joliette inme and my brother recently got into a discussion about the 1,000 reign.
i told him that even after armageddon, you know that you still have to work for your salvation??
he says yes, that he is prepared to work for jehovah (wth), and that it will be a wonderful time.
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50 years into the 1000 years. Brothers I'am fed up working from sunrise till sunset on my damn farm, 7 days a week. I hate farming, driving a buggy, no music except those damn kingdom songs and walking outside in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. The wife wasn't a good cook before and now without the seasoning to add flavor,everything taste like sh---t. I live 50 miles from the beach, it takes us a day to reach it. I would love to live on the beach but noooo, you A-holes assigned our home in the middle of no where. We have no electricity or running water and we are running out of candles, man I be glad when Satan is released.
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Does the younger generation have our work ethic?
by compound complex ingreetings, you hard workers:.
i've had enough of speaking in generalities during my time as a jw evangelizer.
while my own experience will offer up mere anecdotal examples at best, my contemporaries and i have found that kids today lack the earnestness and drive we older folks have had since youth: setting up a lemonade stand; doing yard work without power assist; mopping floors; running errands for a dime; cleaning parking lots, etc.
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I agree with WTWizard. We had opportunities to develop work ethics.You could have a paper route at 9 or 10 years old and not get mugged and plus who deliver papers these days, adults in cars. Summer time there were jobs for high school kids, but not today. Who works at the big Mac these days or at the car wash, folks that are adults with families. In other words there are not a lot of places where young folks can develop a good work ethic before they become an adult. My first job a paper route (8-9 years old), cut lawns, car wash and worked in a restaurant through high school. Those same jobs today for someone under the age of 16, forget it...
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Why are Humans so Obsessed with trying to find Meaning in Ancient Writings that they waste their life on and are willing to die for ?
by smiddy3 inwhen you stop and think about it , isn`t it just plain crazy ?
ludicrous even ?
to live your life on texts centuries old and are willing to die upholding those beliefs ?.
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My friend heard of this guru who lived in India who knew the meaning of life, so he took the next flight to India. When he landed he took a train to the end of the line, he then rented a jeep and drove it to the foothills and then he borrowed a donkey and rode it until the donkey could not go no further, he walked the rest of the way. He found the guru cave and entered it. He asked the guru the meaning of life. The guru said that the meaning of life was mushrooms. At first my friend was confused but the more he thought about the more it made sense. He ran out of the cave down the mountain, rode his donkey to the jeep and his jeep to the train to the airport. After land ing at LAX he called his friends and told them he knows the meaning of life. After he told us the meaning of life we had questions and he could not answer any of our questions. Well he took the next flight back to India, and the same grueling trip.He entered the cave a second time and told the guru the the meaning of life can not be mushrooms. The guru said, "Well then it must be turnips"..
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Two virgin births in the Bible, who knew?
by Crazyguy inin the famous verse from mathew chapter 1 verse 23 i believe the writer proclaims that mary a virgin was going to give birth to a son he would be called emmanuel.
he even stated this was to fulfill a prophecy.
thats prophecy is in isaiah chapter 7:14. .
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Yes completely inconsistent with Matthew's application of these passages to his virgin birth story. Isaiah only mention "the young woman"..